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- Hey!
What are you doing back there?
- I was tasting the soup.
- Well stay away from that soup.
Do something to help me.
Hang these clean clothes on the line
and keep that fire going.
- Ya haven't got another cup, have ya?
- What for?
The tent's on fire
- Well, our earthly possessions are slowly
getting less and less.
No place to sleep and no food.
What could be worse?
Come on.
- Where we going?
- Do I have to tell you everything?
- Not everything.
- Well, if you must know, we're going to humiliate
ourselves by begging for food.
- For the game?
- Crank the car.
- Oh, I feel so silly,
I'll never be able to act ever, I can't.
- You were wonderful.
- I know, I never could never do it before, nor this.
- Play it the way you did just now
and you'll be the head of community play this year.
Now, the scene opens in the country.
And the old lady is seated in the chair
and in comes the villain with the mortgage.
- How about trying here for some food?
- That's not a bad idea,
I'll see if there's any dogs
It's okay, there's no dogs. Come on.
- My, what happened?
- Pardon the intrusion, lady.
But my friend and I are victims of the depression.
We haven't tasted food for three whole days.
- Fancy not eating for three whole days.
- Yes, ma'am. Yesterday, today and tomorrow.
- We were wondering if you would be kind enough
to provide us with a piece of buttered toast?
Why, certainly.
- Would ya mind throwing a piece of ham over that?
Don't you worry,
I'll fix you something very nice.
- A thousand thanks.
Is there some little thing we could do
to repay you for your kindness?
We're willing to work, you know.
- No, I think not.
- How about you chopping some wood?
- That would be splendid.
- Splendid, it shall be.
- That's fine. I'll call you when it's ready.
- Why did you have to suggest cutting wood?
- I didn't suggest it.
- You said to the lady-- - shut-up!
You make me sick.
Well, you suggested it, now you cut it.
- Well, I don't know anything about cutting wood.
- Well, you ought to.
You once told me your father was in the lumber business.
- Well, I know he was, but it was only in a small way.
- What do ya mean small way?
- Well, he used to sell toothpicks.
- Well, go ahead and make some toothpicks.
Be a chip off of the old block.
Why don't you be careful?
That thing might've hit me.
That's the finisher.
- Your meal's all ready boys. Come right along.
There you are boys, now make yourselves right at home.
- Gee, this is certainly nice of you.
- Oh, don't mention it, it's alright. Good time.
- Thank you.
Pour the coffee.
No!
- What! James Finlayson, you here again?
- At your service.
- What do you want?
- Tut-tut, don't use bandy words.
I am here to foreclose the mortgage in your home.
And turn you into the street.
- So, James Finlayson,
you thought to catch me unprepared and at your mercy,
but this time you are foiled.
I am ready for this emergency. I am going to pay you.
And you can go, go,
and never darken my door again.
I have been robbed! Robbed!
- At last, Christine DeMandville
I have you in my clutches
- Spare me, spare me.
It's only $100.
Give me just a little more time.
Not one--
Not one more minute!
And if you're not out of this house by three o'clock,
I'll have my minions throw you out. Bag and baggage.
- My hour has come.
What will I do?
- We've gotta do something to help that old lady.
- I wish we could.
- One good turn deserves another.
- So do I neither.
- Whatdoya mean "so do I neither"
why, don't you realize
they're going to throw her into the streets?
- Well, what can we do?
- We've got to raise $100.
- $100?
- Yes.
- We couldn't even raise a thousand.
what we going to do?
- I have it.
- What?
- An idea to raise the money.
- Let's go tell her.
- No, no, no, no, no. - One good turn you said?
- We sneak out and not tell anyone. We surprise her.
Now, don't you tell anyone we're going to get the money.
Now my friends, if you'll just step over this way
a moment. Right this way please, right over here.
Now friends listen, I am here on an errand of mercy.
My mission here is to raise $100
to save a poor, gray haired old lady
from being thrown into the streets.
My friend and I are willing to sacrifice our all
by offering this car to the highest bidder.
- Just what are you two fellas trying to do?
- We're trying to sell this car to raise $100
to keep a poor old lady from being thrown into the streets.
- Anybody would help a poor old lady.
I'll give her $100.
- That's the spirit folks! I bid $100.
- Have you got the time? - $100, once--
$100, twice.
- Hey?
- The third and last call.
- One twenty-five.
- Sold! For $125,
and I thank you for your kind attention.
Who said 125?
- I did. I was telling him the time.
- Oh--
What's that?
Where'd you get it?
Now I see it all.
- What?
- What. Don't try an alibi.
You know you stole this money from the old lady.
Why, guilt is written all over you.
- Whaddya mean guilt is written all over--
- I mean that you're going to give this money back
and make a full confession.
- A confession of what?
- Think, for all these years I've been forcing
a common thief. A viper in my bosom.
- Whose bosom? Whaddya talking about.
- Don't try to bluff me.
To think you would bite the hand that was feeding you.
- I didn't even-- - You snake in the grass.
You traitor. You sheep in wolves clothing.
You double-crosser.
You Judas.
You, you--
- Stop!
Don't call me a you, you.
- Missed me didn't ya?
Get in that car!
Get back and tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
Get in the car!
Get in
- What on earth's the matter?
- Madame, my one time friend Mr. Laurel
has a confession to make.
- I didn't do a thing ma'am.
- Confession?
- Yes, he's the one who stole your money
and left you at the mercy of that villain.
- Why, there must be some mistake.
- There's no mistake, it's all too true.
Why, I caught him red-handed.
- There hasn't been any money stolen.
We were just rehearsing a play
for the community players
I must've made a faux-pas
Oh, stop!
Wait, wait, don't!
Let me tell you something
- Get out there.
- No, I won't.
- Come out of there.
- I won't. Now you better leave me alone.
- Come outta there ya big bozo.
- I won't do it. No.
I'll make ya come out.
Oh hey, wait!
Wait, no!
- Get back here.
I'll show you.
Now, wait a minute now
Ya missed me, didn't ya.