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- 180 days.
- All right, come on you.
- Next case.
- Laurel and Hardy.
Take off your hat.
- You're charged with vagrancy.
Are you guilty or not guilty?
- Not guilty, your highness.
- On what grounds?
- We weren't on the grounds.
We were sleeping on a park bench.
- If the jail wasn't full, I'd give you both 180 days.
In as much as the jail is full,
I'm going to give you both just one hour.
- Thank you, sir.
- To get out of town!
And never let me set eyes on you, again.
Case dismissed.
- Does that mean we can go back
and sleep on the park bench?
- Scram, or I'll build a jail for you.
Next.
- What's the matter neighbor?
- I lost the key to my car.
- Can't you find it?
- No, that's why I'm looking.
- Maybe it fell down the grating.
- Maybe it fell down the grating,
maybe it fell down the...
Maybe it fell down-- - Here it is, down here.
- Where?
- Right there.
Hold him while I get it.
Gee, this thing is heavy.
- Say, wait a minute, I think I've got an idea.
- All right, I'll hold him. - Hold him.
- We'll have it in just a jiffy.
- I got it.
- He's got it.
- Here, hold him.
I'll get it.
Here now hold this while I get it.
- Fell down the grating.
- Yes.
- Maybe it fell down the grating.
- That's right, now we're off.
There you are sir.
- Jump in fellas and I'll take you home.
- I'm sorry, sir, but we have no home.
- Get in the car.
You fellas are coming home with me.
I wouldn't see a dog stay out on a night like this.
- Thank you, sir.
- Give us the key, give us the key.
- The key.
You got the key?
- Hold him while I get the key.
- Give us, give us the key.
The key, I need the key.
- Shh, here comes a policeman.
- Fell down the grating.
- Shh.
- It's a policeman.
Policeman?
Hello, hello, hello.
Home, sweet home.
- Gee, it's awfully nice of you
to invite us to spend the night.
- Don't mention it.
What's mine is yours.
That's me.
- Did you lose something?
- I lost the key to the house.
Maybe it fell down the grating.
- Do you mind if I help you look for it?
- Go ahead.
- Thank you.
- Someday I'm gonna have all my pockets indexed.
- That would be a good idea, I think.
Is there somebody home?
- Not a soul, only the wife.
- Well, why don't you ring the bell?
- Oh, we can't do that!
- You hold him while I look for a window.
- Lean him against something and come and help me.
- Shh.
- Wonder where they went to?
- Maybe he followed us through the window.
Let's see if he's in there.
- Get on my back.
And take it easy!
- Where are ya?
- He's not in there.
I can't get down.
- Come on.
- Shh.
- My room is upstairs to the left.
Now you palsies go up and make yourself comfy.
I'll go and put the car away,
and then I'll make a little drink
and I'll be right up.
- Thank you, sir!
Bonnie lies over the ocean
Bonnie's over the sea
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
- Might I ask what you are doing here?
- Isn't this my house?
- It certainly is not!
- Oh.
Maybe I better go then.
- Maybe you had.
- Oh, what on Earth was that, Hawkins?
- Just a drunken man, madam.
Who thought that this was his house.
- Oh, it's a good thing my husband wasn't home.
He'd have killed him!
You know how he detests drunken people.
Hawkins, run along and see that he's out of the house.
- Very good, madam.
- Divine.
You see what a little kindness will do?
Now, if we hadn't stopped to help him,
we wouldn't be in a spot like this.
I wonder where he is?
We'd better go look for him.
- That's a good idea.
- Come here.
Do you wanna wake his wife?
Shh.
Come on.
Hey!
Get some water quick, I think it's his wife!
Get some water, hurry!
Come on, quick, hurry up.
- What're you doing in my house?
- Don't be alarmed, lady.
We're friends of your husband.
- Where is he?
- Well, he went to put his car away.
He'll be right up.
- Oh, you've got my husband's pajamas on.
- Yes, ma'am.
You see, we helped him out of a little difficulty,
and he invited us to spend the night.
- What for?
- Well, you see it's raining outside and we got all wet.
- Is my husband wet too?
- Wet, he's soaked!
- Oh, the poor dear.
Well then, won't you gentlemen come in and sit down?
Oh, won't you make yourself comfortable?
- Thank you ma'am.
- Mister um...
Why, we've never been introduced.
- No, ma'am.
- I'm Mrs. Beaumont.
I'm Mr. Hardy.
- Oh, how do you do?
- This is my friend, Mr. Laurel.
- Sit down.
- Stop it.
Stop it, stop it.
How's about a little dance?
- Well, we'd rather not.
Your husband might not like it.
- I wanna dance!
Come on and dance.
- I don't wanna dance.
- Oh, yes you do wanna dance with me!
- I don't like to dance!
You'd better go to bed.
- Oh, phooey, if you don't wanna dance,
we'll wrestle!
- Do something to help me!
- Hey, you better cut this out.
- Don't do that!
Stop it.
Don't do--
- Oh, I gotta have another glass of water.
- If I give ya another glass of water,
will you go to bed?
OK, boy.
- Now you go to bed, and we'll go look for your husband.