(majestic music)
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("Ku-Ku")
(jaunty piano music)
- I think it's adorable, I'll take it.
- Well I'm glad you like it,
here you see it's the latest model.
- Can you deliver it right away?
- Right away, madam. - You see, it's
my husband's birthday and I want to surprise him.
- Oh I understand and the address please?
- 1127 Walnut Avenue. - 1127 Walnut Avenue.
(rattling)
- Whoa, pardon me Mr. Postman.
- Yes, sir? - Could you tell
me where 1127 Walnut Avenue is?
- 1127 Walnut Avenue? - Yes, sir.
- That's the house up there, right on top
of the stoop. - That's the house
up there, right on top of the stoop.
Steady, Susie. (rattling)
Just a moment, this requires a little thought.
Now, ease it down on my back.
(crunching)
Oh, get this off my back.
Ugh! Ugh! ow! (thudding)
(bells ringing)
Why don't you be careful, oh come on.
Oh now heave-ho!
(grunting)
(piano banging)
(grunting)
(piano banging)
(grunting)
(piano banging)
Wait a minute, that's it, heave, ho.
Heave, ho.
(grunting)
- Would you gentlemen please let me pass?
- Why certainly ma'am, why just a moment.
(piano clanging)
Why, just a moment, maybe I can help you.
(piano clanging)
(grunting)
(thudding) (piano banging)
(woman laughing)
- Of all the dumb things. (laughing)
Oh! (slapping)
(laughing)
(glass breaking)
(piano banging)
And not only that, he kicked me.
- He kicked you? - Yes, officer,
right in the middle of my daily duties.
- Oh, he kicked you did he?
- Heave, ho. (piano banging)
- Hey you! - What?
- Come here! - Go down
and see what he wants. - You go down see
what he wants. - Don't argue with me.
Go see what the man wants.
- I'm not argue. - Go ahead.
- What do you want? - Go down
and see what he wants.
(grunting)
- What? - I don't want you.
I want that other monkey.
(grunting)
(whistling)
- What? - He don't want me.
He wants the other monkey, you!
- Oh. (scraping)
(piano banging) Whoa!
(piano banging)
Whoa! (piano banging)
Oh! (piano banging)
- Hey, what do you mean by molesting that girl?
- Who, me? - Yes, you.
- Why, I was just-- - Now let that
be a lesson to you. - Are you going
to stand for that? - Say listen, if
he'd a said one more word to me I would have--
- Now let that be another lesson to ya.
- Say listen, don't you think you're bounding
over your steps? - What do
you mean, bounding over my steps?
- Why, he means up overstepping your bounds.
- Oh (knocking) now let that be a lesson to you.
(groaning)
- Heave, ho. (piano banging)
Heave, ho. (piano banging)
Heave, ho, heave, ho, heave, ho.
(grunting)
(rapping) - Well?
When are you two numbskulls going to
take this thing out of the way?
- What's it to you? - I should like to pass!
- Why don't you walk around? - What, walk around?
Me, Professor Theodore von Schwarzenhoffer?
MD, AD, DDS, FLD, FFF and F,
should walk around? Get that thing out of my way!
Get it out of my way, come on,
get it out of the way, out of the way.
Very lovely, I'll have you arrested for this.
I'll have you thrown in jail.
- Heave. - Ho.
Ollie. - What?
- I can't make it. - Don't weaken now.
We've only got a couple more steps, now both together.
Heave. - Ho.
(splashing) (piano banging)
(doorbell ringing)
(piano banging)
- Come here! (sighs)
(grunting) (piano banging)
- Did you fellas carry that piano all the way
up these stairs, you didn't have to do that.
You see that road down there?
All you had-- (piano banging)
All you had to do was to drive
around that road to the top here.
- Now why didn't we think of that before?
- Heave. - Ho. (piano banging)
(clattering) - Whoa!
Just a moment. (clattering)
(grunting)
(doorbell ringing)
(banging)
- Well I guess we'll have to take it back.
- Why? - There's nobody home.
- Where there's a will there's a way.
We'll take the piano through the window,
carry it down the stairs, and place it
in the living room, you find a ladder
and I'll get the block and tackle.
Mm, mm, mm.
(crashing)
(thudding) Ow!
Why don't you watch what you're doing?
(clinking)
(thudding)
(grunting) (awning squeaking)
(grunting) (piano banging)
(thudding) Ow!
(crashing)
(piano banging)
(crashing)
(tube popping)
(whistling)
- Hey Ollie. - What?
- There's somebody home. - Are they up there?
- No, I heard him coming up the stairs.
You heard him coming up, why, stupid, that was me!
- That was you? - Why certainly.
- Well, how'd you get in the house?
- Well, I was standing on the ladder
while you were pulling the piano up
and the block and tack-- get back in there.
Throw me my hat!
Heard him coming up the stairs.
(whistling)
What is it now? - You got my hat.
- Here, now throw me mine.
Now get back in that house
and I don't want to hear anymore out of you.
(rattling) Ow, ooh, ooh, ooh!
(crying)
Where'd you get the hat?
Now let's get this piano downstairs!
(grunting)
(thudding) (piano banging)
(splashing)
(slapping)
(piano banging)
Get that piano out of there
while I find a place to put it.
(hammer thudding)
I'll get it out
(water gushing)
Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Ow, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh!
Get out of here, get that piano out of that box.
(crying)
(ripping)
(popping) Oh!
(crashing)
What were you doing up there? - I was trying
to plug it in. - That's not
the place to plug it in, give it to me.
(crashing)
(popping) Oh!
- And if I see 'em, I'll run 'em in.
- Thank you officer.
(piano music)
- Now let's get this place cleaned up.
(piano music)
Oh! (faster piano music)
- What is the meaning of this?
- Do you live here? - Do I live here?
This is my home, what are you doing here?
- Why we just delivered your piano.
- Piano, piano, I hate and detest pianos.
They are mechanical blunderbusses.
That that out of here before I commit murder.
Take it out, take it out, take it out of my -
(crashing)
No! That's enough! Stop!
Wait a minute!
I'll take care of you, I'll take care of you.
You want a lesson! I'll show you!
(piano banging)
("The Star Spangled Banner" by Francis Scott Key)
I'll teach you! (piano banging)
- Theodore, what are you doing?
- Why these two blundering idiots
delivered a piano here by mistake.
Look at our home. - Why it wasn't
a mistake darling, I bought the piano
to surprise you on your birthday!
- There, there dear, I wouldn't
have had this happen for a million dollars.
- I thought you said you hated pianos.
- What me hate pianos, why I'm nuts about them!
Excuse me gentlemen, what can I do
to show you how sorry I am.
- Just sign here, service with a smile.
Stanley, the pen. (chuckling)
(splatting)
Why you, out of the house! Out, out of the house!
(silly music)