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("Ku-Ku")
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(typewriter clicks)
(Ollie sighs)
(typewriter clicks)
(water splashes)
(typewriter clicks)
(bell rings)
- What do you want?
- Do you know what day it is?
- No.
- It was just a year ago today that I married your sister,
and you married mine, remember?
- That's right.
Today's our anniversary!
You know, that was a good idea of yours,
marrying into each other's family.
I'll tell you what we'll do.
Let's get the girls and go out tonight
and celebrate our anniversary.
- That's a good idea!
- Get my wife on the phone.
- What's the new number?
- Can't you remember?
- Well, they keep changing it.
- It's Waterloo, two, two.
- Two, two?
- Two, two.
- Too-too!
(phone rings)
- Hello!
- That you, sis?
- Mmm-hmm. (giggles)
- Your husband Ollie wants to talk to you.
- All right. (giggles)
(phone rings)
- Is that you, baby?
- Yes, pudgy-wudgy, it's me! (giggles)
(Ollie laughs)
- Do you know what day this is?
- How could I ever forget? (giggles)
(Ollie giggles)
- What about you and sis and Stan and me going
out tonight and celebrating our anniversary.
- That's a good idea.
Let's go down to Foo-Yung's and get some Sukiyaki.
- Pardon me, just a moment sweetheart.
- Mmm-hmm
- Don't listen to my conversations
when I'm talking privately.
Just because she's your sister,
that's no sign you have to hear everything we say.
- Well, you listen in when I'm talking to your sister.
- No, I don't!
- Yes, you do!
- I don't!
- You certainly do.
- Well, what about it?!
- Sukiyaki...
- Now, what were you saying, sweetheart?
(loud beep)
(water splashing)
- Hello?
(air whooshing)
- Hello!?
- Is that you, sis?
- Yes.
- Is Fanny there?
- Oh, Fanny!
- What do you want?
- It's your husband, Stanley.
He wants to speak to you.
- Oh!
Very well.
Hello.
- Is that you, Fanny?
- Yes.
- Say, listen.
Ollie wants to take us out tonight
to celebrate our university.
- You tell Ollie we can't go.
I'm cooking dinner,
and we're going to have a nice, quiet evening at home.
Listen, we have a surprise for him. (giggles)
But, don't you tell him!
- I won't.
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye!
- Who were you talking to?
- I was just talking to Fanny.
- What did she say?
- She said that we can't go out tonight,
that we have to go right home.
- Why?
- She's got a surprise for you.
- What else did she say?
- She told me not to tell you that she had a surprise.
- Well, don't tell me.
- I won't.
I can keep a secret.
- Put that cake down and help me fix the table.
- What do you want me to do?
- When I get underneath and unlatch it,
you pull it open.
- Well, why didn't you say so?
You're always getting excited.
- All right, now pull.
(loud thump)
Phone the bakery, and order another cake.
(loud footsteps)
- Well, open the door!
(loud rip)
(door slams shut)
(loud knock)
(loud rumbling)
(loud thump)
- Oh!
- Hello, sis.
- Hello Stannie.
- What's new?
- The funniest thing happened today.
Fanny fell on the cake. (giggles)
- Dinner ready?
- It'll be ready in just a while.
(loud thump) - Ow!
(loud thump)
(dishes breaking)
- Hello, baby.
- Don't baby me, you big lunk
(plate shatters) - Oh!
Ooh!
It wasn't me, it was that dumb brother of yours.
- (gasps) Don't you call him dumb!
Why, you've forgotten more than he'll ever know.
In his little finger.
You...
(Fanny sings)
- Stanley!
- What is it, dear?
- Come here!
(door closes)
- What do you want?
- Close the door.
(loud thump)
- Is Ollie home yet?
You didn't tell him about the surprise?
Have you got any money?
Now take that 15 cents, and go
down to the corner and get some strawberry ice cream.
(Fanny laughs)
- Bye!
(Fanny sings)
(loud slurping)
(loud gargling)
(loud slurping)
- Can't you eat your soup without making that noise?
(loud slurping)
- Why, you're making a noise!
- That isn't a soup noise.
It's my asthma.
(wheezes loudly)
- 15 cents worth of strawberry ice cream.
- We haven't any.
(phone rings)
- Hello.
Stanley says they haven't any strawberry ice cream
- Well, get Tutti Frutti. (giggles)
- Give me Tutti Frutti
- We haven't any.
(phone rings)
- Oh, there it goes again.
- Hello.
Well, get chocolate.
- I'll take chocolate.
- We haven't any!
(phone rings)
- I'll get it.
- Hello.
- Well, get vanilla.
Anything!
- I'll take vanilla.
- We haven't any.
- Well, what have you got?
- I told you, we don't sell ice cream here.
Next door.
(loud crunch)
- Well, where's the ice cream?
- They didn't have any.
- Why didn't you go somewhere else?
- Well, I spent the 15 cents calling you up.
- That's the dumbest thing I ever heard of.
- You keep out of this!
- I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't!
- Sit down.
Spent the 15 cents calling me up.
Hmmph.
- Fanny.
- What?
- Would you go into the kitchen
and get me some Horse's radish?
- You go get it yourself!
Horse's radish
- What's wrong with that?
Why don't you leave him alone?
You're always picking on him.
Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick.
- You keep your big mouth out of this.
- (gasps) Did you hear what she said?
I haven't got a big mouth, have I?
- And furthermore, he's my husband,
and I will talk to him just as I please.
- Just because you wear the pants in your family,
that's no sign you're going to wear them in mine.
- Oh, well I wear my own pants in this family!
- Yes, and I wear mine.
Mmm!
- Don't pay any attention to her.
It serves us right for marrying into such a family.
- Wait a minute.
What's the matter with my family?
I'll have you know that my family's just
as good as your family.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
- After all our family's done for your family?
- (bangs on the table) Let's stop this arguing
and get dinner over so I can find out what the surprise is!
(Stanley spits water)
- Oh, so you told him, didn't you?
(plate shatters)
Now, let that be a lesson to you.
- If I wasn't a perfect lady, I'd bust you in the nose.
(Sis blows the pepper)
(Fanny sneezes)
(glass breaks)
- Cut that out!
And you too!
- You get that hussy out of here!
- Don't call me a hussy!
- Sit down!
- I'm not a hussy, am I?
- No.
- Get that dame out of my house before I go nuts!
- 'Tisn't it your house!
- 'Tis my house!
- 'Tisn't!
- 'Tis!
- 'Tisn't, 'Tisn't, 'Tisn't, 'Tisn't!
- Come on, and let's get out of here and
go somewhere where we can eat in peace!
- That's a splendid idea!
Get out of here, and stay out, and don't come back.
- I'll come back if I want to.
- No, you won't.
- I will too.
Cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle.
- Come on, and let's get of here.
Come on. C-
(Sis sings)
- Come, Ollie dear.
Let's go to the Ambassador,
where we can get something good to eat! (giggles)
- I hope you choke.
- Thank you, you big tup.
(Fanny gasps)
- Hang on.
- Ignore them.
(fabric rips)
(loud knocks)
- Does Mrs. Laurel live here?
- Yes.
- Here's the cake she ordered this morning.
Will you see that she gets it?
- I certainly will!
- The man said to be sure that you got this.
- Thank you.
(loud thump)
- Come, Ollie. (giggles)
(up-beat theme music)