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Once.
To myself.
In the car on the way over.
Let's let it rip, baby.
Take your pants off.
Now, before I begin…
On my cue.
Don't touch my hand.
Alright.
More peanut butter, please.
More peanut butter.
Don't get it on my jacket.
One…
Two…
Three.
Can you feel it?
Do you want me to call your dad?
It'd be my pleasure.
Come on, Lance.
Smell it.
Got him.
I have one more thing I need to do.
Give you a reach around.
We got this.
You got this.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Did I mention I've been drinking today?
Here we go.
Got it.
Don't move, got it…
This might be a bad time to tell you…
…my license was revoked last week.
Congrats.
I need some help.
I need some, uh…
I need a saw… a hacksaw.
I wouldn't even touch that.
Ah, we got a situation up here.
PJ, they are calling the cops.
Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville and I am about to be arrested.
What's going on over here?
I don't know, this guy escaped from jail.
What's up, players?
I had a few strawberry White Claws in the Green Room.
Finally!
Sounds safe.
Oh, fuck!
Holy shit!
Bigger!
What a stupid fucking question, Ehren!
Can we do Ehren next?
We need to fix that Lego face.
This job sucks.
Fuck this job!
Cupid is mercilessly shocked with a stun baton…
…and then pelted with pineapples.
How hard are you?
We want to see yours.
We want you to walk the red carpet.
Walk the red carpet.
We gonna make it rain, walk the red carpet.
"It's a little car."
"It's a little toy."
"They were at a party yesterday and everyone passed out…"
"…and they were having sex with each other and stuff like that."
"They were drugged up last night."
You just go to the doctor. You don't talk to anybody…
…to your girlfriend, to your boyfriend, to whomever.
You don't tell nobody, all right?
He already knows. That's too many people.
Yay.
Send me the link.
Yes?
Thinking…
Fuck, I'm horny.
I was gonna say that.
If you puke in his butt…
…it's seven years bad luck.
I just farted. I tooted.
Hold your ground.
It was wild.
The cops came in, I can't believe it.
Little miniature cops.
I think that's the sound of a cassowary.